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It's The Official Things That Exist Launch Party!
These photos prove that we exist.Any interested investors would do well to get in touch as soon as possible.
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Music Review - Cassandra “Seismic” Lifestone – Bury Me With Myself: The...
"Bury Me With Myself: The Internment Project vol. 1 is essentially a set of field recordings from Lifestone's first week of burial. She had her mobile with her down in that coffin, and for about an...
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Album Review - Dirk Brick - Music Is Better One Note (2012)
"For Music Is Better One Note, Brick spent a few years walking the earth with a tape recorder on a global search for monotonous drones. By the roll of dice he settled on a key – E – before obsessively...
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Album Review - Pulse Wrist - Majestic Cocktail (2012)
"The truth is, in 1985, just as they were about to embark upon their first ever US tour, under mysterious circumstances all five members of Pulse Wrist – along with their producer – suddenly and...
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Album Review - Pernice Chyche - A (2012)
"So it seems that, either over the next 25 months or the next 25 years, Pernice Chyche really does intend to sing the phonebook cover to cover."Full review on Ninetyeightytwo.
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Spontaneous Sentience
Spontaneous sentience happens all the time. It can affect any inanimate object you could care to mention – radiators, mugs, lampposts, nails, books, boxes, postcards... Just take a look around you....
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The Chair On Which You're Sat is Judging Your Every Thought and Action
Having recently written about the phenomenon of spontaneous sentience, obviously the plight of inanimate objects has been on my mind these past few days. As I've concluded that there really isn't a lot...
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What Happens In The Conclave...
The cardinals cast their votes again and again until a majority is reached – throwing each successive ballot into a specially treated fire.Or so we're told. Unless you're a cardinal, all you'll ever...
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The Conet Project
"The Conet Project is far from easy listening. In fact, while everyone I’ve ever played it for has been intrigued, the bulk of the responses are laced with a trace of something beyond the undeniable...
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The Tree That Owns Itself (But Couldn't Take Care Of Itself)
"I, W. H. Jackson, of the county of Clarke, of the one part, and the oak tree… of the county of Clarke, of the other part: Witnesseth, That the said W. H. Jackson for and in consideration of the great...
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Experiments With Mandrake Roots And Homunculus Creation
By now everybody knows how to make a homunculus, and the only reason our streets aren't plagued by legions of scurrying malformed minions is because the death penalty was removed decades ago. And even...
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New Music From The Filing Cabinets!
It's finally here. After seven years of near silence tempered only by strange rumours and hearsay, we finally have a new album from The Filing Cabinets. And, as if to apologise for having been away for...
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Lord Gloom Releases His Debut Album Seemingly By Accident
In modern music-writer parlance, musicians no longer release albums. They “drop” them. But in the case of Lord Gloom's debut, that happens to be true.The story goes that Lord Gloom (real name unknown)...
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